Random quote of the day:

“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s paying.”

—Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.