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I have a refrigerator magnet of the Willendorf Venus (Michie’s twin on the left and on sale here).  Supposedly, this is to discourage overeating, or—depending on who I’m talking to and what line I’m spieling—to honor the goddess within.  S’truth, I just adore her pudgy goodness and think she’s quite beautiful.

(And it’s a good thing, anyway, that she’s not there to discourage overeating because it ain’t working.  The goddess within thing?  Sure, on good days.  Really good days.)