Random quote of the day:

“If I were a daring detective, I would think of a way to get the receptionist and nurse out of the way to look through the files of the dead boys.  But I wasn’t, and there wasn’t an excuse on this earth that would get the receptionist, the nurse, and the doctor out of the way long enough for me to do more than roll open the relevant drawers.  Women did this all the time in movies and on television.  They must have better scriptwriters.”

—Charlaine Harris, An Ice Cold Grave

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.