Random quote of the day:

 

“Bachelors have consciences.  Married men have wives.”

—H. L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, “The Old Subject,” #24

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.