Random quote of the day:

“There’s always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby.”

—Tom Waits, “God’s Away On Business”

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Desus and Mero, Beyoncé, or the Marine Corps Marching Band. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.