Random quote of the day:

“I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me and I didn’t hear a thing.”

—Steven Wright, I Have A Pony

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Key and Peele, Celine Dion, or Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.