Random quote of the day:

“Any suburban mother can state her role sardonically enough in a sentence: it is to deliver children—obstetrically once and by car forever after.”

—Peter De Vries, “Humorists Depict the Suburban Wife,” Life Magazine, Dec. 24, 1956

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