Sat 24 Mar 2012
Love lies I tell my cat
Posted by PJ under cats, lies, love, Min
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“Oh, Min, you’re the cutest cat in the world.”
I believe this, so this is not a lie.
“Oh, Minnie Baby, you’re the cutest cat that’s ever lived.”
This is only a half lie. Every cat I’ve had has been the cutest cat that ever lived, so this may be a paradox, but only a half lie.
“Oh, sweetums, you’re the most beautiful cat in the world.”
Well, yeah, okay. Mother love and all that.
“Oh, baby love, you’re the smartest cat that’s ever lived.”
I have had a number of cats, some of them incredibly stupid (I loved them anyway), some of them smart, so I have a good basis for comparison. Min is one of the smartest cats I’ve had, so there is that. But that’s ever lived? I have no definitive, verifiable proof of that. There may be some mother love involved in this estimate.
“Oh, poobums, you’re the best cat in the world.”
Again, I believe this, so no lying is involved.
