Fri 24 Feb 2012
J. K. Rowling’s new book
Posted by PJ under books, poll
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In order to actually vote in this poll, please go here.
What do you think J. K. Rowling’s new adult book will be about?
â— About a struggling lower-middle-class British couple & the horrible child under their stairs (johnmcusick tweet).
â— About 600 pages, give or take a few hundred.
â— A story exploring the angst of a middle-aged author trying to come up with a new and different story after an initial huge success.
â— A retelling of the Dracula story from the point of view of his phletbotomist.
â— About a group of teachers at a posh British school who suspect their pupils may not be quite ordinary.
â— The story of a detective named Phillip, um, Harlowe who finds this mysterious bird statue called the Maltese, um, Goose, and there’s this woman who betrays him and stuff.
â— A scholar’s discovery of an earth-shattering secret kept in France for millennia: foie gras is people!
â— About a ragtag band of misfits infiltrating Hitler’s Germany in order to do something involving a lot of explosions.
â— Some stuff about grown up men and women and working and getting married and having babies and probably sex.
â— No, it’s not about any of that. I think it’s about… (please answer in comments).
â— Ticky thinks you’re just making all this stuff up.
â— Other.
