Archive for June 7th, 2011

1. Don’t tweet your weinie and
2. Don’t text in the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater.

If you follow these two simple rules, your life will run much more smoothly.

Thank you,
The Management

To read the full article, go here.

Warning: objectionable language NSFW but otherwise hilarious.

Random quote of the day:

 

“We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies.”

—Roderick Thorp, Rainbow Drive

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer:  The views expressed in this random quote of the day do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, her immediate family, Siegfried and Roy, Leonard Maltin, or the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They do, however, sometimes reflect the views of the Cottingley Fairies.