misreading


I NEED ARTHRITIS!*

 

 

I guess it’s a case of projection.

 

 

*artists

Mr. V’s Scrotum*
 
 
 
I don’t know how I came up with this one. Frankly, it scares me.
 
 
 
 
 
*Hair Salon

 

Edenist*
 
 
 
I’m on a roll, folks, but I do think this is one of my better ones. What sort of occupation to you suppose an Edenist is?
 
 
 
 
 
*A giant tooth icon seen from the side + Dentist. I had to drive up and look at it face on before I knew what it was.

 

Marina Poodle* Boards
 
 
 
(Seems like all that fur would be a drag in the water.)
 
 
 
 
 
*Paddle

 

Denial* Solutions
 
 
 

(Although I could use some help with my denial.)
 
 
 

*Dental

Narnia* Veterinary Center

 

(although that would make an interesting visit to the vet)

*Marina

 

Self-punishing* to get noticed by a corporate publisher?

 

 

*Self-publishing

VIEW SHINGLES* IN LOS ANGELES

An itch of a different kind.

*Singles

I’m on a roll, folks…

NIGHTMARE* MOUTH GUARD

 

 

*Nighttime — although from what I’ve seen of these things, maybe I was right the first time

TEENAGE GIRL LOOKING FOR SUMMER JOB –

BABYSITTING, ASSASSIN,* PET SITTING

 

 

 

 

*assistant (although I will admit that assistants can turn into assassins in the right circumstances)

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